DUH BABY SHOWER YA MWAKA HII... LIZ HAYNES NDANI MTAKOMAJEEEEE,,,,????

                                   KIM KARDASHIAN

                                   My Baby Shower Invite

                                  Is Better Than Yours

Just how over the top were Kim Kardashian's music-box baby shower invitations? Really, really, really over the top -- and Lady Detective  has the first photo proof. 

The invite to Kim K's June 2nd bash -- sent to a guest close to Kanye West -- arrived as a fully functional music box, complete with a spinning ballerina ... dancing to a lullaby version of Kanye's "Hey Mama." 

Not only is the invite playing the baby daddy's tune, but the ballerina bears a striking resemblance to Kim herself -- just in case anyone forgets who this party is REALLY celebrating. 

According to the invites, Kris Jenner, Shelli Azoff (wife of uber-manager Irving Azoff), Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are hosting the party. Recommended attire ... garden chic. We think that's rich people speak for casual. 

Now here's the "Hey Mama" lullaby -- listen and pretend like you were invited.

BIGGIE SMALLS

Daughter Releases

'NOTORIOUS' Clothing Line

I love it when you call me ... BIG CLOTHING MOGUL -- at least, that's what Christopher Wallace's daughter is aspiring to become after launching a fashion line named after her dad. 

19-year-old T'yanna Wallace has officially hit the market with "Notorious" -- a line of shirts and other fashion items. 

One interesting point -- one of the t-shirt designs has imagery of guns on the front -- an odd choice considering the manner in which Wallace died back in 1997. 

RIHANNA TO CHRIS BROWN

How Could You 

LEAVE MY ASS?

Rihanna just gave ex-boyfriend Chris Brown a little taste of what he's missing ... her perfectly sculpted ass. 

RiRi just posted an extreme close-up shot of her nearly bare derriere in shorts that are so tiny, her THONG is hanging out of 'em. 

Rihanna added a caption saying the pic was from the set of her new music video ... but we think it's pretty obvious the photo was for an audience of 1 -- Chris ... who was recently spotted out with his other sometimes-GF Karrueche Tran (who definitely doesn't have an ass like Ri). 

JIANDAE NA KIJIWE CHA UGHAIBUNI BAADAYE LEO JUMANNE MAY 21

 Leo Jumanne May 21, 2013 kipindi chako ukipendacho KIJIWE CHA UGHAIBUNI kitakuwa hewani kama kawaida. Pichani  wanakijiwe wakiwa kwenye kipindi kwa ajili ya kurekodi. kutoka kushoto ni Benja Mwaipaja, msanii wakucheza na nyoka Salma Moshi, Liz Luhanga na Yasin Randi.

 Liz Luhanga na Yasin wakichangia jambo kwenye Kijiwe kitakachorusha baadaye leo Jumanne.

Benja na Salma Moshi wakilumbana kwenye Kijiwe Leo ndio Leo wakina baba wamekabwa koo na akina mama wameshindwa kufurukuta imebidi wakimbie kipindi USIKOSE

Sinbad -- I'm BROKE ... Again

'90s comedian Sinbad claims he's broke as a joke ... again -- filing for bankruptcy for the second time since 2009.

Sinbad (real name David Adkins) filed for Chapter 13 bankruptcy last month, claiming he owes $10,991,715 in debt ... and only has $131,000 in assets.

The 56-year-old comedian -- famous for his roles in '90s movies like"Houseguest" and "Jingle All the Way" -- says he owes $374,979 to American Express, $32,199 to Bank of America, and $2.3 million to the CA Franchise Tax Board.

He also claims he owes $8.3 million to the IRS for taxes from 1998-2006, and admits he owes both state and federal taxes from 2009-2012.

According to the bankruptcy docs, Sinbad earns only $16,000 per month and can't afford to pay his bills.

But the bright side, he's still got some possessions -- a 2007 BMW 750i, a 2006 VW Beetle, a 2010 Ford F150, a 2010 Lincoln Navigator, $5,000 in home office equipment ... and 200 copies of "Sinbad's Guide to Life" currently for sale on Amazon for $6.25 each.

Sinbad filed for bankruptcy once before in 2009, but the case was dismissed because he didn't file the right documents. Calls to Sinbad weren't returned.

CHRIS BROWN DEATH THREATS Made Against Singer

By... Liz Haynes

 

The Los Angeles Police Department is currently investigating death threats made against Chris Brown ... Source tells Lady Detective. 

According to our sources, multiple threats were called in to the office of Brown's attorney, Mark Geragos. We're told the caller threatened Chris' life ... but it's unclear what, if any, specific threats were made.

Our sources say Geragos took the threats very seriously and immediately reported them to the LAPD, giving them all the information he had on the calls. 

We're told Geragos filled out a report and the LAPD are currently investigating.

KARDASHIAN DIARY LAWSUIT Ex-Stepmom Claims SUIT IS B.S.

By.. Liz Haynes

Ellen Pearson. the woman who was married to Robert Kardashian when he died -- claims the Kardashian kids don't have a leg to stand on in their lawsuit against her for selling portions of their father's diary to the tabloids ... Source Tells Lady Detective. 

Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and Rob Jr. all banded together last month to sue Pearson for profiting off the diary ... a diary that contained a slew of juicy personal information.

The Kardashian kids claimed in their suit that the diary was left to them in Robert's will, but in her response filed earlier this week ... Pearson claims that just isn't the case and the diary is rightfully hers. 

Pearson also shoots down the idea that she hid the diary from the Kardashians, but she does fully admit to selling it to the tabloids and owns up to the fact that she got paid for it.

In the end, Pearson claims the Kardashians have no case and is asking a judge to toss it out completely.

A judge has yet to rule..

KELLY ROWLAND & PAULINA RUBIO Signing on For 'THE X FACTOR'

The X Factor" is upping the sexy factor -- Lady Detective has learned Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio are signing on to be judges for next season. 

Sources connected to FOX tell Lady Detective the pair are in final negotiations to join the show ... with only minor details left to be hammered out before they sign on. 

We're told the deals will be done in the next few days, possibly as early as tomorrow. 

Rowland and Rubio would be replacing Britney Spears and L.A. Reid ... and joining returning judges Demi Lovato and (of course) Simon Cowell.

A rep for Fox had no comment.

Porsha Williams -- Kordell Stewart CHANGED THE LOCKS On Me!!!

PORSHA UR BETTER THAN THAT,, MPIGE BUTT AKULIPE UANZE MAISHA YAKO MSHENZY HUYO HAJUI NINI MAANA YA MKE HUYO #Mburulaz..

Kordell Stewart REAALLLY doesn't wanna see his estranged wife Porsha Williams anymore ... 'cause the ex-NFL star just changed the locks on the family home to keep her out ... this according to Porsha. 

The "Real Housewives of ATL" star just filed new docs in her divorce war with Kordell ... and it appears the nasty split just got even NASTIER. 

According to the docs, filed in family court in Georgia and obtained by Source, Porsha claims Kordell has locked her out of their residence on multiple occasions ... and she had to have her lawyer beg Kordell's people for a key. 

Sources close to the situation tell us Kordell isn't playing ball -- and hasn't forked over a key. 

But there's more ... according to the docs, Porsha tried to work things out with Kordell in a mediation session, but she claims he blew the whole thing off ... and called it a "waste of everyone's time."

Porsha wants a judge to force Kordell to either allow her to use the house ... or pay her enough cash so she can get a "suitable alternative residence."

Sources tell us Porsha is currently living with her mom in ATL -- guess she feels it's just not a "suitable residence" for a grown woman. 

Calls to Kordell's people have not been returned.

MARY J. BLIGE Money Problems Worsen $3.4 MILLION TAX LIEN

Mary J. Blige's financial woes have QUADRUPLED -- on top of the $900k she allegedly owes the Garden State, Source tells Lady Detective MJB has been slapped with a $3.4 MILLION bill from Uncle Sam. 

The IRS filed a federal tax lien against the Grammy winner, claiming she failed to pay all her income taxes for the years 2009 ($574,907.30), 2010 ($2,203,743.53) and 2011 ($647,604.60). 

Tax bill grand total: $3,426,255.43. Translation: A LOT OF FREAKING MONEY. 

Of course, the IRS needs to get in line ... the State of NJ says MJB still owes $901,769.65 in back taxes. Blige is being sued for allegedly defaulting on a $2.2 million bank loan and her charity is facing a lawsuit that claims it took out a $250k loan and never paid it back. 

We reached out to Mary's team for comment -- so far nada. We also alerted them to TurboTax.